WingzOfChaos: My Piggy Is Brushing His Teeths

Ξ October 29th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: WingzOfChaos |

Piggy!

Piggy!

Piggy!

Piggy!

Piggy!

Piggy!

My Piggy Is Brushing His Teeths!

 

WingzOfChaos: Domo fierce attack!

Ξ October 29th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: WingzOfChaos |

Domo!

Domo!

Domo Will Eat You!!

 

NGPriest: What A Traffic Jam!

Ξ October 29th, 2009 | → 1 Comment | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

The other day I went into the local religious book store, where I saw a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I’m really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed!

 

I was stopped at a light at a busy intersection, just lost in thoughts of the Lord, and I didn’t notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who loved Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must really love the Lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled “Jesus Christ” as loud as he could. It was like a football game, with his shouting, “Go Jesus Christ Go.”

 

Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all those loving people. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a “sunny beach”, and I saw him waving in a funny way with his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my two kids what that meant, they squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.

 

Several cars behind, a very nice large man stepped out of his car and yelled something. I couldn’t hear him very well, but it sounded like “mother trucker” or mother from there. Maybe he was from Florida too. He must really love the Lord.

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed the light had changed to yellow, and I stepped on the gas. And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned way out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign and I drove away.

 

Praise the Lord for such wonderful people!

 

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