NATO phonetic alphabet
| A | Alpha | AL FAH |
| B | Bravo | BRAH VOH |
| C | Charlie | CHAR LEE |
| D | Delta | DELL TAH |
| E | Echo | ECK OH |
| F | Foxtrot | FOKS TROT |
| G | Golf | GOLF |
| H | Hotel | HO TELL |
| I | India | IN DEE AH |
| J | Juliet | JEW LEE ETT |
| K | Kilo | KEY LOH |
| L | Lima | LEE MAH |
| M | Mike | MIKE |
| N | November | NO VEM BER |
| O | Oscar | OSS CAH |
| P | Papa | PAH PAH |
| Q | Quebec | KEH BECK |
| R | Romeo | ROW ME OH |
| S | Sierra | SEE AIR RAH |
| T | Tango | TANG GO |
| U | Uniform | YOU NEE FORM |
| V | Victor | VIK TAH |
| W | Whiskey | WISS KEY |
| X | X-ray | ECKS RAY |
| Y | Yankee | YANG KEY |
| Z | Zulu | ZOO LOO |
A Apple
B Blueberry
C Carrot
D Don’t know
E Ehh
F Fruit
G Girl
H Hair
I Icky
J Jumbo o.o
K Koala
L Loser
M Moose
N No
P Pee
Q Queenie!
R Rumpus
S STD
T Tummy
U Um
V Vrooooooooom!!!
W Whor—*censored*
X ….x?
Y whY???
Z Z..YXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
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