NGPriest: 100 Ways to Live Forever

Ξ September 30th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

Borrowing contents?

1. Grill a steak.
You may think it’s bad for your heart, but you’d be wrong. Beef contains immunity-boosting selenium as well as homocysteine-lowering B vitamins. And up to 50 percent of the fat is the heart-healthy monounsaturated variety.
2. Watch a scary movie.
Anything that causes your heart to race–slasher flicks, a good book, even being in love–also makes your heart stronger, according to researchers at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center.
–> lets watch horror movies more often XD
3. Run indoors on hazy days.
Researchers in Finland found that exercising outside on hot, hazy days when air pollution is at its worst can cut the supply of oxygen in the blood, making it more likely to clot.
–> now u have excuses to skip school ^^v
4. Fight cholesterol with fat.
A group of 17 Australian men with high cholesterol swapped macadamia nuts for 15 percent of the calories in their diets, and their total cholesterol dropped by between 3 and 5 percent, while their HDL (good) cholesterol rose by nearly 8 percent. The reason: Macadamias are the best natural source of monounsaturated fat.
–> specially dedicated to my chubby friend XD
5. Bike away the blues.
Men who are suffering from depression are more than twice as likely to develop heart disease as guys who aren’t depressed. So c’mon, get happy. In a trial of 150 men and women, Duke researchers found that after just 3 months of treatment, antidepressants and exercise were equally effective at relieving almost all symptoms of depression.
–> be happy guys !
6. Buy a punching bag.
A Harvard study found that men who express their anger have half the risk of heart disease compared with men who internalize it.
–> if anyone provoked you, just punch them. Don’t get yourself into any heart related diseases because of some rascals.lol

I see 6, but where are the other 94?

Will ask the other blogger to post the other 94?

 

NGPriest: EMYF Camp

Ξ September 27th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

Anyways, as afew of you might know, i’m already on camp
Using my iPhone to connect (which took several hours)
The iPhone 3.1 doesn’t allow custom carrier settings to be used, so it was a process of switching between the original and hacked version until tethering is enabled.

Anyways, camp pics! (I didn’t take many…)

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I was going to add a GPS Location and/or Map, but can’t be bothered

Internet might go down any moments and i might not be able to post this

My contact number (+61 434 621 643)

 

BananaStatio: Dog with his kennel in Ipoh, Malaysia.

Ξ September 26th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: BananaStatio |

Dogs in Malaysia especially in Ipoh have their own house(kernel). This is what I spotted in Ipoh? Feel free to compare?
Upload photo(s) of Dog with their kernel to compare?

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Edited by NGPriest

 

BananaStatio: Gua Crystal in Ipoh.

Ξ September 26th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: BananaStatio |

These are the pictures I went in Ipoh…
Gua Crystal.

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Perhaps this is the Guardian Angel of Gua Crystal? Just a thin female dog.

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Anyway this is how it looks like inside.

Edited by NGPriest.

 

NGPriest: October 2009

Ξ September 25th, 2009 | → 10 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

Okay, it’s not October, but i’ve started making calendars again!

It started with this

Wallpaper

And it ended with these

http://www.ngpriest.com/Calendar/2009%20October%20v1.jpg
http://www.ngpriest.com/Calendar/2009%20October%20v2.jpg
http://www.ngpriest.com/Calendar/2009%20October%20v3.jpg
http://www.ngpriest.com/Calendar/2009%20October%20v4.jpg
http://www.ngpriest.com/Calendar/2009%20October%20v5.jpg
http://www.ngpriest.com/Calendar/2009%20October%20v6.jpg
http://www.ngpriest.com/Calendar/2009%20October%20v7.jpg
http://www.ngpriest.com/Calendar/2009%20October%20v8.jpg
http://www.ngpriest.com/Calendar/2009%20October%20v9.jpg

Things to do?
For November, i was going to create an active desktop item to allow you to interface with the calendar. Using PHP, i can highlight the date and maybe add a javascript clock?

I know this should be possible for Windows XP, but i am also sure this isnt’ possible for Vista
But that’s saved for November

Leave your comments?
Thanks!

 

NGPriest: Dust Storm

Ξ September 24th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

Okay, there was one in Brisbane yesterday.
I woke up around noon and everything was orange
Thought to myself, only 2 possibilities

  1. It’s 5am, the sun is rising and the sky is orange?
    Checked my laptop clock, nope, it’s noon
  2. Okay, i have lost my vision and everything i see it orange? (That means i lose my ability to see blue? (Red + Green = Orange?)

Okay, well, turns out to be a dust storm (Abit like a sand storm), but i only took 1 picture.
Also, it’s covering both Sydney till Brisbane and flights were diverted from Sydney to Brisbane (and i have no idea what happened after Brisbane got closed)

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Normal Day Dust Storm Day

 

NGPriest: More cbox

Ξ September 24th, 2009 | → 1 Comment | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

After Denise appeared on MSN, i decided to drop by her blog (which took awhile to load), i was watching what was going in her cbox

24 Sep 09, 01:46 NGPriest: BTW, thanks for giving me her number?
24 Sep 09, 01:41 NGPriest: Anything… Going back to fix my blog (and upload random images (of this chat))
24 Sep 09, 01:41 denise: then u let me hack her?
24 Sep 09, 01:41 NGPriest: Honestly, this is not my job to deal with you. Whatever you do to her, i don’t care? (Sorry)
24 Sep 09, 01:40 denise: where mirs dindin lau go?
24 Sep 09, 01:37 NGPriest: Because i quit?
24 Sep 09, 01:37 denise: mr joey y u no on facebook?
24 Sep 09, 01:37 NGPriest: Yeah, i noticed people were trying to use bluetooth to hack me
24 Sep 09, 01:37 denise: malaysia telecom easy 2 hack
24 Sep 09, 01:36 NGPriest: You hacked her phone, didn’t you?
24 Sep 09, 01:36 denise: +60169256956
24 Sep 09, 01:36 denise: +60123389595
24 Sep 09, 01:36 NGPriest: Sigh
24 Sep 09, 01:35 denise: no! +60122173622
24 Sep 09, 01:35 NGPriest: Well, can you please not release her number?
24 Sep 09, 01:35 denise: and u didnt delete her personal emails?
24 Sep 09, 01:35 NGPriest: Hmm, all my stuff are already encrypted, so you can’t get it off me
24 Sep 09, 01:34 denise: what do u think mr joey?
24 Sep 09, 01:34 NGPriest: And how did you get those numbers?
24 Sep 09, 01:33 denise: ring me! +60193575456
24 Sep 09, 01:32 denise: ring me! +60126521719
24 Sep 09, 01:32 Denise: see my point.
24 Sep 09, 01:31 denise: who wan my number?
24 Sep 09, 01:31 Denise: probably 0 since she canr even mirror my characteristics.
24 Sep 09, 01:30 Denise: getting lame. u even spelled my name wrongly
24 Sep 09, 01:30 NGPriest: So, Serene, how much data did you hack off her?
24 Sep 09, 01:29 denise: come fck me!
24 Sep 09, 01:29 denise: i lyk 2 wh0re myself
24 Sep 09, 01:29 denise: lol fun fun fun
24 Sep 09, 01:26 NGPriest: Isn’t this becoming an interesting night?
24 Sep 09, 01:22 Denise: and i dont think telling
24 Sep 09, 01:18 serene: oh well
24 Sep 09, 01:18 serene: lol
24 Sep 09, 01:17 serene: fck u joey. dingirl no lyk u anymore
24 Sep 09, 01:17 Denise: what ur doing is taking bella to hurt uhh.. the guy from NARNIA. lol
24 Sep 09, 01:17 NGPriest: Serene, i know what you’re doing and it’ll never work. And no, i won’t unban u from my server.
24 Sep 09, 01:16 Denise: that is if bella and edward love each other, stupid. ur story characters arent even correct.
24 Sep 09, 01:16 joey: tell the world how much u hate me
24 Sep 09, 01:16 joey: dingirl u hate me now?
24 Sep 09, 01:16 joey: lol dingirl i hate u
24 Sep 09, 01:15 joey: i wan take u down 2 hurt joey
24 Sep 09, 01:15 serene: i lyk james. i wan take bella 2 hurt edward
24 Sep 09, 01:14 Denise: u shud contact him on fb or call him or wtv because i cant help u there.
24 Sep 09, 01:14 serene: u read twilight b4? joey write on his blog say he go kl watch twilight with u
24 Sep 09, 01:14 Denise: that wasa b4 i talked to him. anyway im done. if u want joey ur looking at the wrong place
24 Sep 09, 01:12 serene: then y on ur blog say joey hack u?
24 Sep 09, 01:12 Denise: err, i think i already knew that. like 5months ago
24 Sep 09, 01:11 Denise: sorry, i think im more imaginative than u, thats as far many men u know? poor you
24 Sep 09, 01:11 serene: if u wan know who hack ur id. it is me
24 Sep 09, 01:10 serene: ur dad? ooh la la incestgirl
24 Sep 09, 01:10 serene: lyk who?
24 Sep 09, 01:10 Denise: else*
24 Sep 09, 01:10 Denise: ok, i hate him? dude, im in love with someone ele
24 Sep 09, 01:09 serene: i wan u hate him n then he is mine!
24 Sep 09, 01:09 serene: i wan u hate him n then he is mine!
24 Sep 09, 01:09 Denise: so, dont u NOT forget ur 1st love too? just give him time
24 Sep 09, 01:09 Denise: which technically means ur looking at the wrong source
24 Sep 09, 01:09 serene: u r his 1st love n he will never 4get u
24 Sep 09, 01:08 Denise: i dun understand why ur asking me. i barely talk to him anymore
24 Sep 09, 01:08 serene: how u make 1 mil bucks? fck joey or fck 1000 stags/deers?
24 Sep 09, 01:07 Denise: well, u arent giving him time to get over me. and i cant fasten the process, so u need to wait 4him
24 Sep 09, 01:07 Denise: LOL i dont want him to take me back, that’d be a nightmare
24 Sep 09, 01:07 serene: i know he still love u
24 Sep 09, 01:06 Ben: All talk, no action. Why not try making it happen, hmm? Hot air powers a balloon. Not discussions.
24 Sep 09, 01:06 Denise: want you
24 Sep 09, 01:06 serene: he will want me when u hate him
24 Sep 09, 01:06 Denise: because its not my choice. its his. if he doesnt want u i can pay him 1million bucks he still wont
24 Sep 09, 01:05 serene: dingirl = wh0regirl
24 Sep 09, 01:05 Denise: errr ur pirze doesnt want u. u can destroy me u still wont get it
24 Sep 09, 01:05 serene: joey wont take u back. i bet u 100%
24 Sep 09, 01:04 Denise: this is getting lame. the only wh0re here, is you. for selling urself.
24 Sep 09, 01:04 serene: n i go claim my prize
24 Sep 09, 01:04 serene: i destroy u
24 Sep 09, 01:02 serene: dingirl u cant study animal psychology (sorry u animal n animal cant spell) because u animal
24 Sep 09, 01:00 serene: wh0re urself if u want 2 know
24 Sep 09, 00:59 serene: u should ask joey 2 teach u how 2 find root kit
24 Sep 09, 00:58 serene: dingirl the wh0regirl
24 Sep 09, 00:57 serene: submit ur number 2 joey email
24 Sep 09, 00:57 serene: how many time should dindin wh0re herself 2 joey?
24 Sep 09, 00:56 serene: if any1 wan email joey try joey@**************.***.**
24 Sep 09, 00:55 serene: but i guess u already did. i hate u bcause u took what i want!
24 Sep 09, 00:54 serene: or mayb u can wh0re urself 2 him?
24 Sep 09, 00:54 serene: beg him like dog better u b!tch!
24 Sep 09, 00:53 serene: mayb not. try beg him like cow 4 it?
24 Sep 09, 00:53 serene: mayb ask ur bf 4 ip ban list?
24 Sep 09, 00:52 serene: i know i cant hack ur cookiesandstrawberries but this 1 can b hack
24 Sep 09, 00:51 serene: stop begging ur bf 2 help u
24 Sep 09, 00:51 serene: i saw u begging joey 2 help u
24 Sep 09, 00:10 Denise: if u want him u shud ask him urself. and THIRD, uhh….., i didnt take animal psycholody either >.<
24 Sep 09, 00:09 Denise: FIRST we’re no longer together so finding me wont get you him. SECOND i met him earlier than u.
23 Sep 09, 23:04 Ben: But then again, I didn’t take animal psychology, so sorry.
23 Sep 09, 23:04 Ben: How Denise…or anyone else for that matter….tolerates you, is beyond my understanding.
23 Sep 09, 23:04 Ben: Not very ‘serene’, this. Can’t get another boy? Clingy that you are, I’m not surprised.

Sorry about removing my email, i prefer people to use NGPriest@NGPriest.com or iPhone@NGPriest.com
Using online chats, i rarely use my real name, normally, my alias(es), such as NGPriest or MegaV1 (google them if you want)

Anyways, this chat can be viewed on any archive/cache sites and if anyone remembers my number +61 434 621 643, (it still works :p ) (and i haven’t changed it yet)

 

NGPriest: Night Calls

Ξ September 23rd, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

I was rang just recently by a private/hidden/blocked number
Turns out to be our old friend Serene?
Anyways, she asked me to visit Denise’s blog
And this is what i found

dingirl90

23 Sep 09, 00:32 serene: u *****y bf-stealer. giv me back my love u ****ingwhore!
23 Sep 09, 00:32 serene: lol. bye bye dindin
23 Sep 09, 00:31 serene: he say he got people protect u. but i know where u live
23 Sep 09, 00:31 serene: if u don’t. i come kl kill u
23 Sep 09, 00:30 serene: if u tell me y. i might give ur account back
23 Sep 09, 00:29 serene: but he say he love u more. y?
23 Sep 09, 00:28 serene: but he wont break this 1
23 Sep 09, 00:27 serene: lol. he tell me he show u vid of me. i got sexy body. right?
23 Sep 09, 00:26 serene: but he wont crack this 1
23 Sep 09, 00:26 serene: ur bf quick 2 work out my code
23 Sep 09, 00:24 serene: go kill urself
23 Sep 09, 00:24 serene: go **** urself bf stealer
23 Sep 09, 00:21 serene: u steal my love, i destroy ur life
23 Sep 09, 00:21 serene: but this is wat u deserve
23 Sep 09, 00:21 serene: ur bf ask me give ur password back
23 Sep 09, 00:21 serene: hi hi dindin

Unfortunately, it took 15.19m to load
(And froze my firefox several times)

109 Requests (29MB) taking 15.19m to load
25 HTML Requests (31KB) taking 56.29s to load
3 CSS Requests (4KB) taking 1.37s to load
9 JS Requests (77KB) taking 26.64s to load
XHR not checked
48 Image Requests (9MB) taking 5.07m to load
15 Flash Requests (14MB) taking 5.31m to load

Grade D
Overall performance score 62

F Make fewer HTTP requests
F Use a Content Delivery Network (CDN)
F Add Expires headers
F Compress components with gzip
A Put CSS at top
A Put JavaScript at bottom
B Avoid CSS expressions
N /AMake JavaScript and CSS external
F Reduce DNS lookups
B Minify JavaScript and CSS
A Avoid URL redirects
A Remove duplicate JavaScript and CSS
F Configure entity tags (ETags)
A Make AJAX cacheable
A Use GET for AJAX requests
E Reduce the number of DOM elements
A Avoid HTTP 404 (Not Found) error
A Reduce cookie size
A Use cookie-free domains
A Avoid AlphaImageLoader filter
A Do not scale images in HTML
A Make favicon small and cacheable

doc (1) 140.8K
js (20) 519.6K
css (5) 14.7K
iframe (9) 101.5K
flash (6) 55.0K
cssimage (4) 30.7K
image (50) 9026.4K
favicon (1) 3.6K

HTTP Requests – 96
Total Weight – 9371.6K
1 HTML/Text 21.5K
20 JavaScript File 178.0K
5 Stylesheet File 5.3K
9 IFrame 50.8K
6 Flash Object 55.0K
4 CSS Image 30.7K
50 Image 9026.4K
1 Favicon 3.6K

[Image had to be removed, 2MB was too big for WLW]

This is the SS of her blog

The .png was 12mb

This .jpg is only 2mb

Be happy that you didn’t have to download 12mb

Just kidding, this is only 67×768

Click on the picture for a full preview

NGPriest does NOT want to upload the 12mb image

12mb x 100 views = 1200mb = 1.2gb (and down goes NGPriest.com

 

NGPriest: Site Rewrite

Ξ September 23rd, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

Every now and then, i like to rewrite the site, from the core to all the text, till the images, i like to compress them to allow you to load the site faster

xxx Requests (xxxKB) taking xx.xxs to load
6 HTML Requests (77KB) taking 14.19s to load
5 CSS Requests (8KB) taking 17.52s to load
14 JS Requests (42KB) taking 16.82ms to load
XHR not checked
77 Image Requests (480KB) taking 16.42s to load
2 Flash Requests (32KB) taking 3.15s to load

Okay, that’s done

Then this is the ranking system we use
And yes, i did modify quite alot, let’s see, added more stuff
HTTP – I decided to use more off-site content
gzip – I was going to use it, but it proved difficult to work with in the past
JavaScript can’t be moved without destroying the layout
DNS – I only used 4 servers, guess they wanted 1-2?
DOM – Forgot this, learnt it several years ago

Grade D -> Grade C
Overall performance score 62 -> 73

C Make fewer HTTP requests -> F Make fewer HTTP requests
A Compress components with gzip -> F Compress components with gzip
A Put CSS at top -> A Put CSS at top
B Put JavaScript at bottom -> C Put JavaScript at bottom
A Avoid CSS expressions -> A Avoid CSS expressions
A Reduce DNS lookups -> C Reduce DNS lookups
A Minify JavaScript and CSS -> A Minify JavaScript and CSS
A Avoid URL redirects -> A Avoid URL redirects
A Remove duplicate JavaScript and CSS -> A Remove duplicate JavaScript and CSS
B Reduce the number of DOM elements -> C Reduce the number of DOM elements
A Avoid HTTP 404 (Not Found) error -> A Avoid HTTP 404 (Not Found) error
A Avoid AlphaImageLoader filter -> A Avoid AlphaImageLoader filter
A Do not scale images in HTML -> A Do not scale images in HTML
A Make favicon small and cacheable -> A Make favicon small and cacheable

doc (1) 70.0K -> doc (1) 69.8K
js (8) 27.3K -> js (15) 59.9K
css (4) 7.4K -> css (5) 7.5K
iframe (0) 0.0K -> iframe (3) 0.0K
cssimage (2) 70.4K -> cssimage (2) 70.4K
image (49) 404.9K -> image (54) 411.9K
favicon (1) 2.6K -> favicon (1) 2.6K

HTTP Requests – 65 -> 72
Total Weight – 582.8K -> 316.4K
1 HTML/Text 70.0K -> 1 HTML/Text 69.8K
8 JavaScript File 27.3K -> 10 JavaScript File 5.7K
4 Stylesheet File 7.4K -> 4 Stylesheet File 1.8K
0 IFrame 0.00K -> 3 IFrame 0.02K 2 CSS Image 70.4K -> 2 CSS Image 0.0K
49 Image 404.9K -> 51 Image 239.0K
1 Favicon 2.6K -> 1 Favicon 0.0K

We reduced the document size
We added 7 more js scripts
We added 1 css
We added 3 iframes
And 5 more images (find them if you can)

We reduced the size of all 15 js, css and re-worked on the image scripts

 

NGPriest: Sony EULA

Ξ September 23rd, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

Sony, maker of the PlayStation, PlayStation 2, PlayStaion 3 and PSP (as well as MANY other gadgets, movies, music and etc, etc, etc). Awhile back, they released CD’s that contained a rootkit? Before they could do that, they needed you to agree to an EULA (End User Licence Agreement), which most people would accept, without reading it. This is a translation of it:

  1. If your house gets burgled, you have to delete all your music from your laptop when you get home. That’s because the EULA says that your rights to any copies terminate as soon as you no longer possess the original CD.
  2. You can’t keep your music on any computers at work. The EULA only gives you the right to put copies on a “personal home computer system owned by you.”
  3. If you move out of the country, you have to delete all your music. The EULA specifically forbids “export” outside the country where you reside.
  4. You must install any and all updates, or else lose the music on your computer. The EULA immediately terminates if you fail to install any update. No more holding out on those hobble-ware downgrades masquerading as updates.
  5. Sony-BMG can install and use backdoors in the copy protection software or media player to “enforce their rights” against you, at any time, without notice. And Sony-BMG disclaims any liability if this “self help” crashes your computer, exposes you to security risks, or any other harm.
  6. The EULA says Sony-BMG will never be liable to you for more than $5.00. That’s right, no matter what happens, you can’t even get back what you paid for the CD.
  7. If you file for bankruptcy, you have to delete all the music on your computer.Seriously.
  8. You have no right to transfer the music on your computer, even along with the original CD.
  9. Forget about using the music as a soundtrack for your latest family photo slideshow, or mash-ups, or sampling. The EULA forbids changing, altering, or make derivative works from the music on your computer.

 

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