Bindi Jokes

Bindi Jokes..

The red dot joke:
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a red spot on their foreheads. We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their religion. The true story has recently been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C.
When one of these women gets married, she brings with her a dowry. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the red spot to see if he has won either a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, or a motel in the United States. Just thought you’d like to know.

The other red dot joke:
Why do Indian women have that red dot on their forehead? Store owners, tired of the shoppers constant haggling, have begun taking matters into their own hands, going up to the women and repeatedly poking their index finger between the womans eyes while yelling, “I thought I told you to get out of my store”

The 3rd red dot joke:

Red bindi=Infrared =X

The 4th and final tasteless red dot joke:
What is the purpose of the red dot on Indian womens foreheads?
It’s for target practice.

Roar~

-ChambyT-