NGPriest: Jokes?

Ξ May 18th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

The class was very noisy just now because there wasn’t any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned quiet. That is because the fiercest teacher in the school had entered the class. Her face is as fierce as a lion which will bite anyone’s head off if offended… And if you wanna know more…. follow the lesson.
Students: Good morning , teacher .
Teacher : (shouting) Why is it only good morning ? What about afternoon and night ?
Students : Good morning, afternoon and night teacher !!
Teacher : That is unacceptable ! It is too long . Just wish me best regards for my whole day! That is much better as it is easier and full of meaning. And that greeting can also be used for all times .
Students : Best regards teacher!
Teacher : That’s better, sit down! Listen today I,m going to test you all on words that have the opposite meaning. When I say a sentence or word, all of you must answer quickly the opposite meaning to the words, understand?
Students: Understood teacher !
Teacher : I do not want any disturbance .
Students : (silence)
Teacher : Clever!
Students : Stupid!
Teacher : High!
Students : Low!
Teacher : Popular!
Students: Calafare!
Teacher : Wrong!
Students: Correct!
Teacher : Stupid!
Students : Clever!
Teacher : No!
Students: Yes!
Teacher : Oh God!
Students : Oh Slave!
Teacher : Listen to this!
Students: Listen to that!
Teacher : Quiet!
Students: Noisy!
Teacher : That’s not a question, stupid !!
Students: This is an answer, clever!
Teacher : I’m dead!
Students: We’re alive!
Teacher : I’m lazy to teach!
Students : We are hardworking to learn!
Teacher : Enough! Enough!
Students : More! More!
Teacher : Stop! Stop!
Students : Start! Start!
Teacher : Why are you people so stupid?!
Students : Because I am someone clever!
Teacher : Lack manners!
Students: Taught enough!
Teacher : O.K. Lesson has ended!
Students: K.O. Lesson has not started!
Teacher : Enough, stupid!
Students: Not yet, clever!
Teacher : Stand up!
Students: Sit down!
Teacher : I said CALAFARE was wrong!
Students: We said POPULAR was correct!
Teacher : You people are dumb!
Students: We are gifted!
Teacher : All of you must stay back this afternoon!
Students : Released tonight!
Teacher : (Keep quiet, gather her books and went out)



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