NGPriest: Money

Ξ November 27th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

Money (English)
It can buy a House But not a Home
It can buy a Bed But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock But not Time
It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine But not Health
It can buy you Blood But not Life
It can buy you Sex But not Love
So you see money isn’t everything.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering…..
so send me all your money and I will suffer for you
A true Friend than me you will never find.
CASH ONLY PLEASE

錢 (Chinese)
可以用來買房子 但是不能買一個家
可以用來買床 但是不能買睡眠
可以用來買時鐘 但是不能買時間
可以用來買書 但是不能買到知識
可以用來買職位 但是不能買到尊敬
可以用來買藥 但是不能買到健康
可以用來買血 但是不能買回生命
可以用來買性行為 但是不能買到真愛

所以金錢不是萬能的
我之所以告訴你這些道理,是因為我是你真正的朋友
而身為你的朋友,我想要消除你的痛苦 免除你所受的折磨
所以把你的錢都  寄來吧! 我決定替你承受 這一切痛苦……
你再也不會找到任何一個比我更真心的朋友了
我只收現金,謝謝!

 

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