Seat etiquette | NGPriest's Blog

Go slowly when tilting your seat back, and it’s nice to tell people behind first, especially when food and drink is served	Farts belong in the toilet
You don’t get to take your shoes and your socks off	Try not to resemble the Cookie Monster when eating your in-flight meal
Don’t have your iPod too loud, and don’t sing, hum or tap along to the song you’re listening to	No inappropriate stretching near fellow flyers
Make sure you won’t flop onto the person sitting next to you when you are asleep	No cross cabin conversations with the people in the other aisle
Don’t talk when passengers are trying to sleep/listen to music with earphones	Don’t knee or kick the seat in front. Same goes for your kids
If you need to go to the toilet a lot, ask to switch seats	Armrest stays down except under mutual agreement
If your seatmate has nodded off and you have to get out, you are allowed to crawl over them if you know you can do it without waking them up

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