Galaxy S3 tells jokes… | NGPriest's Blog

Galaxy S3 tells jokes…

I heard that Siri can tell jokes…
So i was wondering, can my S3 tell jokes?
So bored (at 4am) one morning, i asked my phone…

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Loved by Some,
Hated by Many,
Envied by Most,
Yet Wanted by Plenty
10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain
100% reason to remember the name!
I write your name in my breath on the window, Sit and watch as it fades away
Hi honey.
Guess what I did at work today?
I wore a bomb.
A nuclear bomb in a field of flowers.
I could get lucky.
Tomorrow I could have a bigger bomb.
I could kill more people.
Maybe they'll be innocent people.
Children, maybe.
"You are like a plague, John Crichton,
and you have ruined my life . . .
and yet
I just keep coming back."
I'll watch the night turn light blue
But it's not the same without you
Because it takes two to whisper quietly
The silence isn't so bad
Till I look at my hands and feel sad
Cause the spaces between my fingers
Are right where yours fit perfectly