NGPriest.com Team: Now Available on Steam Early Access – Drunken Robot Pornography

Ξ February 20th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest.com Team |

Now Available on Steam Early Access – Drunken Robot Pornography


Drunken Robot Pornography is Now Available on Steam and is 20% off to celebrate!

30-story tall giant robots. Jetpacks. Guns. It all started so innocently. You’re Reuben Matsumoto, you used to own a bar.Your robot bartender, Tim, used to make the best drinks at your nightclub. But you gave him sentience so that he could better empathize with the customers. Struck by the world’s problems, he went crazy, burned your club to the ground, and fled with your twelve exotic robot dancers.

Weeks later, giant robots started attacking the City of Boston — not a coincidence! Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP) is a bullet-hell first-person shooter for Windows. Battle giant robots — called Titans — as they try to slice you apart with their lasers. Pick off their missile launchers, fry away their carbon fiber armor, and tear off their claws, leaving them writhing.

Source Article from http://store.steampowered.com/news/12456/

 

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