WingzOfChaos: Clown Statue

Ξ April 14th, 2010 | → 1 Comment | ∇ Author: WingzOfChaos |

A married couple went on a vacation. They decided to leave their two kids to a babysitter. The babysitter decided to watch television programs in the master bedroom while babysitting so she called the couple for permission to enter the as well as to cover the clown statue on the balcony with a cloth. The coupled replied “Bring the two kids out of the house and dial the police. We do not own a clown statue.” The police arrived finding the three people in the house dead. And there was no clown statue found….

 

WingzOfChaos: I think I am being insane

Ξ April 3rd, 2010 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: WingzOfChaos |

I got an ulcer and I didn’t care much about it
Soon,it got bigger
Then my teethes got infected by something and it became sore and pale white
It hurts like SOAB?
I can’t eat and can’t talk properly and that is frustrating
If I bite I will have the awesome feeling
The feeling that my teethes is about to break apart and get tore off my gums
I didn’t eat for 3days and 3 nights and I had enough!
I am going to do something about it!
After Billy told me that when he is in Singapore,he forgot to bring his toothpaste
As he uses soap to brush his teethes instead
And I tried the method!
Instead of soap
I used
Dettol…
After that I can feel the taste in my mouth
The taste is so disgusting
I almost choked and died
After that I read a report about a man who died due to over excess of Dettol
At that point of time,I am like … Okay? “I am going to die I think?” ,”That is good new?” and lastly “Yay!”
And now I need to go to the dentist
But yesterday is “Good Friday” and today is “Saturday” so the dentist will not be there I think?
Guess that I need to suffer for a few more days?
Lets hope my teethes won’t rot?

If I can’t take it I can simply suicide :p
And suicide is my profession

 

WingzOfChaos: Rowan Atkinson – With Friends Like These

Ξ February 15th, 2010 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: WingzOfChaos |

 

WingzOfChaos: Rowan Atkinson – Elementary Dating

Ξ February 15th, 2010 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: WingzOfChaos |

 

WingzOfChaos: Rowan Atkinson Amazing Jesus

Ξ February 10th, 2010 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: WingzOfChaos |

 

WingzOfChaos: Rowan Atkinson: Fatal Beatings

Ξ February 9th, 2010 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: WingzOfChaos |

 

WingzOfChaos: My teacher sucks

Ξ February 6th, 2010 | → 4 Comments | ∇ Author: WingzOfChaos |

I wrote my composition so perfectly and only write nonsense in the last paragraph and thanks to that,I failed instantly?

The story line is about a robber robbing a bank and is attempting to escape.

Here is the last paragraph

The robber tried to escape with the loot. As a security guard,I have to stop him from escaping.
We are forbid to use firearm unless it is really needed so I only can use force to stop him
Suddenly,The robber took out a AK-47 from his backpack and begin to fire pot shots in the air to frighten the crowd as well as making a swift escape. I have no chance of winning him if I tackle him alone. I pulled my Desert Eagle .50 and wonder if it will be all right to use it. When all hope seem to be lost,I immediately took aim with great accuracy with my Desert Eagle .50 and shot the robber in the head.
“Head Shot!” scream the crowd as they applauded me for my heroic act of saving the day.

(0/100),inappropriate story line.
What the hell….
My teacher don’t know the art of writing

 

WingzOfChaos: Bad piggy

Ξ January 4th, 2010 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: WingzOfChaos |

Bad Piggy

Bad Piggy

Bad Piggy got arrested for biting people!

 

WingzOfChaos: You still want to be treated fairly?

Ξ November 28th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: WingzOfChaos |

People want others to treat them as equal
However,they never consider about others
They don’t treat others fairly and biased
They don’t need to be treated fairly
Why?
They don’t deserve any self righteousness
They want fair?
I shall give it to him
CHAOS
CHAOS is FAIR!

 

WingzOfChaos: A Level 200 Viper died? What a disgrace to level 200 and Vipers

Ξ November 26th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: WingzOfChaos |

A Level 200 Viper died,what a disgrace to all level 200 and Vipers!

A Level 200 Viper died,what a disgrace to all level 200 and Vipers!

How pathetic!
Wow from NeVerEnDiNg guild?
What a disgrace?
One of my BEST collection?

 

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