NGPriest: Night Calls

Ξ September 23rd, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

I was rang just recently by a private/hidden/blocked number
Turns out to be our old friend Serene?
Anyways, she asked me to visit Denise’s blog
And this is what i found


23 Sep 09, 00:32 serene: u *****y bf-stealer. giv me back my love u ****ingwhore!
23 Sep 09, 00:32 serene: lol. bye bye dindin
23 Sep 09, 00:31 serene: he say he got people protect u. but i know where u live
23 Sep 09, 00:31 serene: if u don’t. i come kl kill u
23 Sep 09, 00:30 serene: if u tell me y. i might give ur account back
23 Sep 09, 00:29 serene: but he say he love u more. y?
23 Sep 09, 00:28 serene: but he wont break this 1
23 Sep 09, 00:27 serene: lol. he tell me he show u vid of me. i got sexy body. right?
23 Sep 09, 00:26 serene: but he wont crack this 1
23 Sep 09, 00:26 serene: ur bf quick 2 work out my code
23 Sep 09, 00:24 serene: go kill urself
23 Sep 09, 00:24 serene: go **** urself bf stealer
23 Sep 09, 00:21 serene: u steal my love, i destroy ur life
23 Sep 09, 00:21 serene: but this is wat u deserve
23 Sep 09, 00:21 serene: ur bf ask me give ur password back
23 Sep 09, 00:21 serene: hi hi dindin

Unfortunately, it took 15.19m to load
(And froze my firefox several times)

109 Requests (29MB) taking 15.19m to load
25 HTML Requests (31KB) taking 56.29s to load
3 CSS Requests (4KB) taking 1.37s to load
9 JS Requests (77KB) taking 26.64s to load
XHR not checked
48 Image Requests (9MB) taking 5.07m to load
15 Flash Requests (14MB) taking 5.31m to load

Grade D
Overall performance score 62

F Make fewer HTTP requests
F Use a Content Delivery Network (CDN)
F Add Expires headers
F Compress components with gzip
A Put CSS at top
A Put JavaScript at bottom
B Avoid CSS expressions
N /AMake JavaScript and CSS external
F Reduce DNS lookups
B Minify JavaScript and CSS
A Avoid URL redirects
A Remove duplicate JavaScript and CSS
F Configure entity tags (ETags)
A Make AJAX cacheable
A Use GET for AJAX requests
E Reduce the number of DOM elements
A Avoid HTTP 404 (Not Found) error
A Reduce cookie size
A Use cookie-free domains
A Avoid AlphaImageLoader filter
A Do not scale images in HTML
A Make favicon small and cacheable

doc (1) 140.8K
js (20) 519.6K
css (5) 14.7K
iframe (9) 101.5K
flash (6) 55.0K
cssimage (4) 30.7K
image (50) 9026.4K
favicon (1) 3.6K

HTTP Requests – 96
Total Weight – 9371.6K
1 HTML/Text 21.5K
20 JavaScript File 178.0K
5 Stylesheet File 5.3K
9 IFrame 50.8K
6 Flash Object 55.0K
4 CSS Image 30.7K
50 Image 9026.4K
1 Favicon 3.6K

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