NGPriest: Night Calls

Ξ September 23rd, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

I was rang just recently by a private/hidden/blocked number
Turns out to be our old friend Serene?
Anyways, she asked me to visit Denise’s blog
And this is what i found

dingirl90

23 Sep 09, 00:32 serene: u *****y bf-stealer. giv me back my love u ****ingwhore!
23 Sep 09, 00:32 serene: lol. bye bye dindin
23 Sep 09, 00:31 serene: he say he got people protect u. but i know where u live
23 Sep 09, 00:31 serene: if u don’t. i come kl kill u
23 Sep 09, 00:30 serene: if u tell me y. i might give ur account back
23 Sep 09, 00:29 serene: but he say he love u more. y?
23 Sep 09, 00:28 serene: but he wont break this 1
23 Sep 09, 00:27 serene: lol. he tell me he show u vid of me. i got sexy body. right?
23 Sep 09, 00:26 serene: but he wont crack this 1
23 Sep 09, 00:26 serene: ur bf quick 2 work out my code
23 Sep 09, 00:24 serene: go kill urself
23 Sep 09, 00:24 serene: go **** urself bf stealer
23 Sep 09, 00:21 serene: u steal my love, i destroy ur life
23 Sep 09, 00:21 serene: but this is wat u deserve
23 Sep 09, 00:21 serene: ur bf ask me give ur password back
23 Sep 09, 00:21 serene: hi hi dindin

Unfortunately, it took 15.19m to load
(And froze my firefox several times)

109 Requests (29MB) taking 15.19m to load
25 HTML Requests (31KB) taking 56.29s to load
3 CSS Requests (4KB) taking 1.37s to load
9 JS Requests (77KB) taking 26.64s to load
XHR not checked
48 Image Requests (9MB) taking 5.07m to load
15 Flash Requests (14MB) taking 5.31m to load

Grade D
Overall performance score 62

F Make fewer HTTP requests
F Use a Content Delivery Network (CDN)
F Add Expires headers
F Compress components with gzip
A Put CSS at top
A Put JavaScript at bottom
B Avoid CSS expressions
N /AMake JavaScript and CSS external
F Reduce DNS lookups
B Minify JavaScript and CSS
A Avoid URL redirects
A Remove duplicate JavaScript and CSS
F Configure entity tags (ETags)
A Make AJAX cacheable
A Use GET for AJAX requests
E Reduce the number of DOM elements
A Avoid HTTP 404 (Not Found) error
A Reduce cookie size
A Use cookie-free domains
A Avoid AlphaImageLoader filter
A Do not scale images in HTML
A Make favicon small and cacheable

doc (1) 140.8K
js (20) 519.6K
css (5) 14.7K
iframe (9) 101.5K
flash (6) 55.0K
cssimage (4) 30.7K
image (50) 9026.4K
favicon (1) 3.6K

HTTP Requests – 96
Total Weight – 9371.6K
1 HTML/Text 21.5K
20 JavaScript File 178.0K
5 Stylesheet File 5.3K
9 IFrame 50.8K
6 Flash Object 55.0K
4 CSS Image 30.7K
50 Image 9026.4K
1 Favicon 3.6K

[Image had to be removed, 2MB was too big for WLW]

This is the SS of her blog

The .png was 12mb

This .jpg is only 2mb

Be happy that you didn’t have to download 12mb

Just kidding, this is only 67×768

Click on the picture for a full preview

NGPriest does NOT want to upload the 12mb image

12mb x 100 views = 1200mb = 1.2gb (and down goes NGPriest.com

 

NGPriest: Site Rewrite

Ξ September 23rd, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

Every now and then, i like to rewrite the site, from the core to all the text, till the images, i like to compress them to allow you to load the site faster

xxx Requests (xxxKB) taking xx.xxs to load
6 HTML Requests (77KB) taking 14.19s to load
5 CSS Requests (8KB) taking 17.52s to load
14 JS Requests (42KB) taking 16.82ms to load
XHR not checked
77 Image Requests (480KB) taking 16.42s to load
2 Flash Requests (32KB) taking 3.15s to load

Okay, that’s done

Then this is the ranking system we use
And yes, i did modify quite alot, let’s see, added more stuff
HTTP – I decided to use more off-site content
gzip – I was going to use it, but it proved difficult to work with in the past
JavaScript can’t be moved without destroying the layout
DNS – I only used 4 servers, guess they wanted 1-2?
DOM – Forgot this, learnt it several years ago

Grade D -> Grade C
Overall performance score 62 -> 73

C Make fewer HTTP requests -> F Make fewer HTTP requests
A Compress components with gzip -> F Compress components with gzip
A Put CSS at top -> A Put CSS at top
B Put JavaScript at bottom -> C Put JavaScript at bottom
A Avoid CSS expressions -> A Avoid CSS expressions
A Reduce DNS lookups -> C Reduce DNS lookups
A Minify JavaScript and CSS -> A Minify JavaScript and CSS
A Avoid URL redirects -> A Avoid URL redirects
A Remove duplicate JavaScript and CSS -> A Remove duplicate JavaScript and CSS
B Reduce the number of DOM elements -> C Reduce the number of DOM elements
A Avoid HTTP 404 (Not Found) error -> A Avoid HTTP 404 (Not Found) error
A Avoid AlphaImageLoader filter -> A Avoid AlphaImageLoader filter
A Do not scale images in HTML -> A Do not scale images in HTML
A Make favicon small and cacheable -> A Make favicon small and cacheable

doc (1) 70.0K -> doc (1) 69.8K
js (8) 27.3K -> js (15) 59.9K
css (4) 7.4K -> css (5) 7.5K
iframe (0) 0.0K -> iframe (3) 0.0K
cssimage (2) 70.4K -> cssimage (2) 70.4K
image (49) 404.9K -> image (54) 411.9K
favicon (1) 2.6K -> favicon (1) 2.6K

HTTP Requests – 65 -> 72
Total Weight – 582.8K -> 316.4K
1 HTML/Text 70.0K -> 1 HTML/Text 69.8K
8 JavaScript File 27.3K -> 10 JavaScript File 5.7K
4 Stylesheet File 7.4K -> 4 Stylesheet File 1.8K
0 IFrame 0.00K -> 3 IFrame 0.02K 2 CSS Image 70.4K -> 2 CSS Image 0.0K
49 Image 404.9K -> 51 Image 239.0K
1 Favicon 2.6K -> 1 Favicon 0.0K

We reduced the document size
We added 7 more js scripts
We added 1 css
We added 3 iframes
And 5 more images (find them if you can)

We reduced the size of all 15 js, css and re-worked on the image scripts

 

NGPriest: Sony EULA

Ξ September 23rd, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

Sony, maker of the PlayStation, PlayStation 2, PlayStaion 3 and PSP (as well as MANY other gadgets, movies, music and etc, etc, etc). Awhile back, they released CD’s that contained a rootkit? Before they could do that, they needed you to agree to an EULA (End User Licence Agreement), which most people would accept, without reading it. This is a translation of it:

  1. If your house gets burgled, you have to delete all your music from your laptop when you get home. That’s because the EULA says that your rights to any copies terminate as soon as you no longer possess the original CD.
  2. You can’t keep your music on any computers at work. The EULA only gives you the right to put copies on a “personal home computer system owned by you.”
  3. If you move out of the country, you have to delete all your music. The EULA specifically forbids “export” outside the country where you reside.
  4. You must install any and all updates, or else lose the music on your computer. The EULA immediately terminates if you fail to install any update. No more holding out on those hobble-ware downgrades masquerading as updates.
  5. Sony-BMG can install and use backdoors in the copy protection software or media player to “enforce their rights” against you, at any time, without notice. And Sony-BMG disclaims any liability if this “self help” crashes your computer, exposes you to security risks, or any other harm.
  6. The EULA says Sony-BMG will never be liable to you for more than $5.00. That’s right, no matter what happens, you can’t even get back what you paid for the CD.
  7. If you file for bankruptcy, you have to delete all the music on your computer.Seriously.
  8. You have no right to transfer the music on your computer, even along with the original CD.
  9. Forget about using the music as a soundtrack for your latest family photo slideshow, or mash-ups, or sampling. The EULA forbids changing, altering, or make derivative works from the music on your computer.

 

NGPriest: Seat etiquette

Ξ September 23rd, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

Seat etiquette 1
Go slowly when tilting your seat back, and it’s nice to tell people behind first, especially when food and drink is served
Seat etiquette 2
Farts belong in the toilet
Seat etiquette 3
You don’t get to take your shoes and your socks off
Seat etiquette 4
Try not to resemble the Cookie Monster when eating your in-flight meal
Seat etiquette 5
Don’t have your iPod too loud, and don’t sing, hum or tap along to the song you’re listening to
Seat etiquette 6
No inappropriate stretching near fellow flyers
Seat etiquette 7
Make sure you won’t flop onto the person sitting next to you when you are asleep
Seat etiquette 8
No cross cabin conversations with the people in the other aisle
Seat etiquette 9
Don’t talk when passengers are trying to sleep/listen to music with earphones
Seat etiquette 10
Don’t knee or kick the seat in front. Same goes for your kids
Seat etiquette 11
If you need to go to the toilet a lot, ask to switch seats
Seat etiquette 12
Armrest stays down except under mutual agreement
Seat etiquette 13
If your seatmate has nodded off and you have to get out, you are allowed to crawl over them if you know you can do it without waking them up
 

 

NGPriest: Server Check & Cash Shop Update On 23/09

Ξ September 23rd, 2009 | → 1 Comment | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

[Etc] Wanna get married – For anyone who is looking for the soulmate. ([email protected]/30 Days) (v80 Patch)
[Equip] Alligator Tube – Specially made alligator shape tube that masks over any equipped weapon except guns and knuckles. ([email protected]/90 Days) (v80 Patch)
[Equip] Maple Racing Helmet ([email protected]/90 Days) (v80 Patch)
[Equip] Maple Racing Suit ([email protected]/90 Days) (v80 Patch)
[Equip] Maple Racing Glove ([email protected]/90 Days) (v80 Patch)
[Equip] Maple Racing Shoes ([email protected]/90 Days)(v80 Patch)
[Package] Maple Racing Package (23000 -> 19500)

Maple Racing Package 19500
Maple Racing Helmet (4500 -> 3500)
Maple Racing Suit (6500 -> 6000)
Maple Racing Glove (2000 -> 1500)
Maple Racing Shoes (2000 -> 1500)
Maple Racing Car (3000)
Mu Mu the Traveling Merchant – Use this to experience the same effect as entering a general store. Can purchase potions to recover HP & MP, throwing stars, and recharge bullets. Some maps restrict the use of this item, though. (1000 -> 500)
Magic Hourglass – Drag and drop, just like scrolls, to currently equipped item with expiry date to extend the expiration date for 1day. Cannot be used on cash items and cannot be extended for more than 30 days from today. (400 -> 200)
Wheel of Fortune – Use it to revive your character in the same map. Unavailable for certain party quests, event maps, transportation (ships), etc. (600 -> 300)
Maple Racing Car Cover (3000)

[Equip] Nest of Snipe ([email protected]/90 Days) (v72 Patch)
[Equip] Pink Hawaiian Pants ([email protected]/45 Days) (v72 Patch)

 

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