NGPriest: Zakum Abuse

Ξ November 29th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

Let’s start off with the MapleSEA site

Dear Maplers,

Please be informed that there is an increase in users in MapleSEA abusing the benefits of the Zakum Squad System. Please note that with effect from 28th Sept 2007 onwards, anyone found abusing the system will be dealt with according to our User Abuse Policy.

The offending user shall be liable for a penalty if he/she is found abusing the convenience of this Zakum Squad System.
The penalty of abusing Zakum Squad System shall be based on the following:
1. Buying/Requesting/Selling/Advertising of Zakum Services
2.Squad leader who constantly kicks out squad members as reservation of slots for own friends and acquaintances.
3. Delaying in starting Zakum battle for a period of time for the sake of own benefits. (May also refer point 2)

Offence: Buying/Requesting/Selling/Advertising Zakum services
Days in-game Ban: 30 Days
AP Status: Restricted for verification
Penalty Fee: 1 X Highest level in the whole AsiaSoft Passport
Inventory reset: Zakum Helm (if any)

- Maple Administrator

http://maple.asiasoftsea.net/intro/news/game_news218.aspx

More from the forums

Attention to ALL zakum organiser!

After reading alot of the recruitment thread,i found out alot of organizer that offer help to those unhelmed maplers which is good BUT donations SHOULD be made at the player’s discretion. IT SHOULD NOT BE COMPULSORY.

25-Oct-2007, 07:23 AM

http://forums.asiasoftsea.net/showthread.php?t=176324

and

Zakum Time-Tables in the PlayPark Forums

After clarification with the game and forum administrators, it has been decided that the Zakum Time-Tables made by players and forumites in the Party Recruitment Section will no longer be sent to the litter bins.

All Zakum Time-Table topics/threads made by players and forumites are recognised as non-official and will not be pinned by the Moderators.

For any disputes and unhappiness arising as a result of the Time-Table topics/threads, please direct them to the D&D forum section.

The time can be arranged for Zakum Squad Parties to attempt at the Zakum Squad System using the Time-Table(s) created by the players or the forumites. However, you cannot claim that the timeslot belongs to your party. They are subject to the in-game situation. If a party is already in the Zakum Altar, the waiting party cannot harrass the playing party and force it to come out of the Altar. Allow the inside to finish their run first before entering.

22-Feb-2008, 05:03 PM

http://forums.asiasoftsea.net/showthread.php?t=293301

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NGPriest: [Singapore] Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist Movie Premiere

Ξ November 29th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

Hi Maplers,

Do you have any loved ones whom you wish to express your undying love for? Do you
wish to dedicate a special love song for the people you love?

NOW, this is your chance to do so and at the same time get to win a pair of movie
tickets!
In collaboration with Sony Pictures, MyMapleWorld.com is holding a movie screening of Nick
& Norah’s Infinite Playlist exclusively for Maplers.

Date: 3rd December 2008, Wednesday
Screen Time: 7:15pm
Venue: The Cathay

Step 1: Do a blog post on the following:
Simply come out with a short song playlist and how it relates to your loved ones or
dedicate a short playlist to the person you love on your blog.

Step 2: Link!
End your blog post with the following link: http://nicknorah.com.sg with the message
“Movie opening 11th Dec!”

Submission:
Please send your blog permalink to NGPriest@MyMapleWorld.com together with your name
and contact details.
Deadline: 30th November 2008

Cheers,
MyMapleWorld team

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NGPriest: Money

Ξ November 27th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

Money (English)
It can buy a House But not a Home
It can buy a Bed But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock But not Time
It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine But not Health
It can buy you Blood But not Life
It can buy you Sex But not Love
So you see money isn’t everything.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering…..
so send me all your money and I will suffer for you
A true Friend than me you will never find.
CASH ONLY PLEASE

錢 (Chinese)
可以用來買房子 但是不能買一個家
可以用來買床 但是不能買睡眠
可以用來買時鐘 但是不能買時間
可以用來買書 但是不能買到知識
可以用來買職位 但是不能買到尊敬
可以用來買藥 但是不能買到健康
可以用來買血 但是不能買回生命
可以用來買性行為 但是不能買到真愛

所以金錢不是萬能的
我之所以告訴你這些道理,是因為我是你真正的朋友
而身為你的朋友,我想要消除你的痛苦 免除你所受的折磨
所以把你的錢都  寄來吧! 我決定替你承受 這一切痛苦……
你再也不會找到任何一個比我更真心的朋友了
我只收現金,謝謝!

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NGPriest: Andy Rooney Has Balls! His views on “double standards”

Ξ November 25th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

Andy Rooney said on “60 Minutes” a few years back: I don’t think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens…Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

I have the right “NOT” to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.

When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability.

I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!

My father and grandfather didn’t die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry a– if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can’t understand the word “freeze” or “stop” in English, see the above lines.

I don’t think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.

I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.

I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn’t stop you from watching them.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that’s better, and put your name on the building.

It doesn’t take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say “NO!”

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don’t pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don’t want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries!

I am sick of “Political Correctness.” I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be “African-Americans”? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don’t go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else

And if you don’t like my point of view, tough…

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

I was asked to send this on if I agree or delete if I don’t. It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having “In God We Trust” on our money and having “God” in the Pledge of Allegiance. Why don’t we just tell the 14% to Shut Up and BE QUIET!!! If you agree, pass this on, if not delete.

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NGPriest: NGPriest’s Travel Plans

Ξ November 25th, 2008 | → 1 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

Hmm, finally found a copy

6th Dec – Saigon, Vietnam
7th Dec – Saigon, Vietnam
8th Dec – Saigon, Vietnam
9th Dec – Saigon, Vietnam and KL, Selangor Malaysia
10th Dec – KL, Selangor Malaysia
11th Dec – KL, Selangor Malaysia
12th Dec – KL, Selangor Malaysia
13th Dec – AFarmosa, Malacca, Malaysia
14th Dec – AFarmosa, Malacca, Malaysia
15th Dec – AFarmosa, Malacca, Malaysia
16th Dec – Malacca City, Malacca, Malaysia
17th Dec – Johor Baru, Malaysia
18th Dec – Johor Baru, Johor, Malaysia and KK, Sabah, Malaysia
19th Dec – KK, Sabah, Malaysia
20th Dec – KK, Sabah, Malaysia
21st Dec – KK, Sabah, Malaysia and Sibu, Sarawak, Malaysia

22nd till 30th Jan – Kuching, Sibu, Sarikei, Bintulu, Miri
30th Jan – Sibu, Sarawak, Malaysia and KL, Selangor, Malaysia
31st – Don’t bother to find me, i’m on my way back to Australia
I will post a static copy to the top of my blog soon

My next contact number is: +60xx xxx xxxx
Australia: +61 434 621 643
Malaysia: +60 xxx xxx xxx
Singapore: Sorry guys, off the list
Vietnam: Possibly None

Sorry to Singapore Readers, Singapore was deleted from my itinerary due to time constraints
If you are in Johor Baru on the 17th or 18th, hopefully, i can find you?

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NGPriest: babytoons

Ξ November 24th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

Normally, i prefer to type stuff to their proper casing, such as NGElites and Sanlea
Unfortunately, i have lost all my respect for the babytoons guild, which normally has a BYTN, which i couldn’t be bothered to fix when i was typing this

It also appears that reads of the blog also have the same interests?

Babytoons sucks ><

If I see them I will take a metal chain and tie around their necks,dig out thier eye balls,cut off thier nose and ears,pull out thier teeth one by one.

And lastly!!!!!!!!

Pull out thier finger nails and toes one by one and put all of the above in a pot,cook them,and let them eat =D

http://sanlea.mymapleworld.com/2008/11/24/babytoons/

Happy reading…

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NGPriest: Site Analytics

Ξ November 22nd, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

725 Visits
1,223 Pageviews
1.69 Pages/Visit
72.00% Bounce Rate
00:02:29 Avg. Time on Site
60.83% % New Visits

Thanks for reading everyone!
1.69 Pages/Visit <-- Honestly, my blog is more than just 1 page
72.00% <-- At least 28% of visitors explored my site
2m 29s is Good, i can read my blog in less time than that, but yeah
60.83% % New Visits, wow, my blog is growing everyday!

What i learnt from reading the stats?
When MapleSEA goes down for Client Patching, the MapleSEA site DOESN'T work and i usually create a cached copy of the site, then when too many people visit my blog, my blog ALSO goes down (in the past)
Also, if anyone had heard of ButterworthX aka Butterworth2 who was hopping in and out of NGElites, i found out it was a place in Penang? Check it out at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterworth,_Penang

Looking from the SEA data, we have 78.07% of ALL visitors from the SEA Region
Within SEA
59.19% from Singapore
39.58% from Malaysia
1.33% from Others (Vietnam, Brunei, Philippines, Thailand)

The full list:

  1. 80.41% Asia
  2. 10.21% Oceania
  3. 7.31% Americas
  4. 1.66% Europe
  5. 0.41% Africa

Finally, we have a FF win!
57.38% Firefox
37.93% Internet Explorer
Rest are under 1%

I would like to thank PlayPark Forums for providing 54.76% of referred traffic
My old blog provided 27.15% of all referred traffic
The others are under 10%

Usually, i can also see what people searched to see my blog
There are 86 Pages of keywords, so i’ll do the top 10 only

  1. ngpriest
  2. www.prism-of-des ire.blogspot.com
  3. darylhocw
  4. ngpriest.com
  5. capt.latanica
  6. maple gift card monster
  7. maplepatch00063to00064.exe
  8. maplesea download patch 0.64
  9. “are you my type” singapore
  10. “플레임위자드”

Guess that’s all that’s left that is INTERESTING to read
The rest are just numbers, quite boring, will fall asleep and miss 2xEXP if i continue to read
Oh, you better hurry, 2xEXP starts in 6mins

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NGPriest: Questions to Think About.

Ξ November 22nd, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Author: NGPriest |

Something to really think about.

2 questions:

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant,! who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He’s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening